February 2011
On Valentine's Day:
nicholashoultdaily:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
When you get that awkward shiver.
predictablemess:
And you’re like:
January 2011
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
yourcarelessheart:
boohoolindalieu:
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
LMFAO
<3
Facebook...
mollykathleenn:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed at you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
...
Faceboooooooooook
when girls have the worst DP like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
hellosandraa started following you.
hey. sandra. now I have another way to stalk your life ;)
When your teacher thinks you're not listening, and...
youreawasteofsperm:
bacon-:
kulthum-ox:
And the teacher’s like:
and you’re like:
mine are always like
GOOD GUESS
and i’m like
FUCK YOU I JUST KNOW THIS ALREADY
love this feeling
Screw working, we do cheers in english.
having a blackberry means i sit on tumblr during...
is this real life?
no, no. it’s too good to be true.
patissham asked: your gorgeous... what part of michigan r u in?
ddirtylittlesecrets:
How normal people say hello:
How I say hello:
How normal people eat:
How I eat:
How normal people clap:
How I clap:
How normal people travel:
How I travel:
How normal people dance:
How I dance:
How normal people sing:
How I sing:
How normal people flip their hair:
How I flip my hair:
I'm suffering from a major case of PV.
this needs to be fixed, pronto.
I think my followers are scared to talk to me or...
It's kind of sad how unattractive I was all...
you think you have me wrapped around your finger....
even tumblr isn't curing my boredom right now.
weird, I know. If you’re a cute boy, and live in michigan, put your number in my ask and let’s go on a roadtrip.
birdlad:
-indigo:
The Creep - The Lonely Island ft. Nicki Minaj
This is GOLD
DANIELA
hahaha pure gold.
I just want spring break so I can be in the Bahamas. and I want DEMF. and I want prom. and graduation. and summer. and to be in college.
Seriously,
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
1 tag
The thing is, I can bitch and moan about how I...
Or, I could praise the fact that I have the greatest friends in the world, I love my job to death, I got into the university that I wanted, I live in a good neighborhood, and how I wouldn’t change my life for anything.
I want a fuck buddy.
I love my blackberry, but the fact that I always have to restart it is super annoying.
Reblog if you want a pick-up line in your ask.
sabbyvee:
CHEESY ONES, PLEASE<3
This is for the girls who have the tendency to...
I need someone new and exciting into my life. Preferably my love life.