December 2011
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
god damn. I miss you so fucking much. more than I thought I would. three weeks is too long to not see you. I really hope that sunday or monday works out. I really do.
i’m sorry you’re such a faggot.
my dad's thoughts on j. biebs;
”What’s so great about justin bieber? He’s just a wiener. And can’t sing. I mean, maybe he turns little girls on, I don’t know. Now there’s a man for you. Elton john.”
When I'm listening to music: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Start singing along with the song:
Your favorite part starts:
When you don’t know the lyrics :
Make up lyrics :
hahaha, story of my life.
infernalhomo:
omg thats so wierd omg
lmfao wtf
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
lolololol
There is no "U" in awesome.
But there is a ‘me’.